WANTED: Moustache Killer
WARNING! DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN WITH YOUR MOUSTACHE!
The person pictured here wants to do away with all moustaches. He is an anti-stachist of the worst kind. This man wants to live in a world with completely bare under-noses. Do Not Let This Happen!
We cannot let the anti-stachites of the world tell us what we can wear on our faces. If you believe in lip freedom for all then donate as much and as often as you can!
Black Tongues and Giraffe Staches
A Long-necked thank you goes out to Mikey Goldman for his donation. His generosity is by no STRETCH unappreciated. And remember, we are almost out of days in May. So let’s keep the donations rolling in!
QUALITY Stache
I noticed this fine stache while dining on breakfast at Quality on 3rd street, only to later see the same stache later that night while out on Sunset. So it seems great staches do think alike.
My Head Stache
This is me as of May 21, 2010. Stache is coming in nicely. We’ve gone from wispy to slightly bushy. Yes, I know it looks similar to the photo I posted earlier in the month, but I swear it’s growing. It’s a beautiful blonde lip scarf, a booger catch-all, a bristle-y mid-face umbrella.
Also want to keep encouraging people to donate. We are coming along with the donations. It takes about 5 minutes to donate and can really make a difference. So thank again to everyone who donated and keep supporting the Stache and the kids.
-Moustachio Disguisey
ManSTACHEster United
Thanks go out to David Hason, the biggest Man U and moustache supporter I know. Uri and Sir Alex Ferguson would be proud.
I'm BREAM-ing with pride...
Special thanks goes out to Adam Dreksler, a well-known Atlanta Braves fan for his generous donation. Because of his Braves allegiance I have included a photo of a tremendous mid-90’s baseball-stache. Who can forget when that lip bristler slid into home plate like he was carrying a turd in his back pocket for one of the biggest wins in Atlanta Braves history? Everyone but Adam that’s who. So again, thanks for the donation!
Teddy Roosevelt did have a 'stache
Check out this set of great ‘staches this week in Teddy’s. BTW, TR is easily one of our greatest 'stached presidentes.
Thank You Donors!
Just wanted to shout out Andrew Zimmerman for donating. And a big wet one goes out to Lindsay Danas who came through with a very generous donation and has agreed to publicize my efforts. Thanks LD!
New Top Donor
We have a new top donor. Congrats to Tom Higbie, who wants everyone to know that if they don’t donate, they must have a “Death Wish”.
Making it rain donations
This beautiful, moustachioed man is currently my leading donor. Special thanks to Jeffrey Fischer for his impeccable lip bush and his giving nature.
Cinco De Mayo
Hope everyone had a ‘stache-tastic Cinco de Mayo. Obviously my long lost Mexican cousin Raul and I had to take some time out to celebrate our southern neighbors.
I'll take impeccable 'staches for $100 Alex
The answer…This man uses his lip strainer to raise money for the JBBBSLA. Who is Jeffrey Garfinkel?
Great 'Staches Throughout History
Here’s a review of some great ‘staches in history. While having a good laugh, I encourage you to think about the worthy cause I have grown this ridiculous facial food strainer for. And it’s not just for alliteration.
The Big Brother Big Sister program helps kids throughout the greater LA area and can definitely have a strong impact on these children’s lives. So help out, be a friend, even if you’re too drunk to take care of yourself, take care of a kid, make a donation!
I've got a fever...
and the only prescription is more MOUSTACHE! I know you all put your pants on one leg at a time, but when you’re doing it, make a donation!
Great Staches Throughout History!
Here’s a review of some great ‘staches in history. While having a good laugh, I encourage you to think about the worthy cause I have grown this ridiculous facial food strainer for. And it’s not just for alliteration.
The Big Brother Big Sister program helps kids throughout the greater LA area and can definitely have a strong impact on these children’s lives. So help out, be a friend, even if you’re too drunk to take care of yourself, take care of a kid, make a donation!